Box of Crap Mystery Box - Discover Hidden Treasures for Survivalists!

I personally loaded these custom boxes with more than a $300 retail value, and I am letting them go for 50% off. Get yours now for only$149.99 while supplies last.

Whenever you run an eCommerce business, inevitably your warehouse gets overrun with overstock, scratch and dent, and discontinued items. Sometimes you end up with a batch of things that never end up being offered on the website at all. It's all good stuff, and all new stuff, but I affectionally call it my "pile of crap". 

Don't get me wrong, these boxes of crap mystery boxes are packed to the brim with value, way more than I am charging for them. One man's crap is another man's treasure. How much crap do you want?

Great Gift Idea

Who wouldn't want a Box of Crap? Makes a great gift for friends or family, and is perfect for that person on your list who seems to have everything...good chance they don't have a Box of Crap. 

Bushcraft and Survival Crap

All the crap you will receive is related to Bushcraft and Survival, with the exception of at least one mystery item that has crap at all to do with either. What is that item, you ask? It's a mystery. Only those who have Boxes of Crap will ever know.

Cleanup is a Breeze

The one thing I can promise you is that every Box of Crap will ship with one genuine Military MRE Toilet Paper. Use it to clean yourself up after rifling though your very own Box of Crap.

Custom Branded Packaging 

Each box is packaged in only the highest-quality, custom logo boxes. You can be sure that your Box of Crap will arrive in style. 

Boxes of Crap are only available for a limited time, and while supplies last, so order your Box of Crap today. Out of stock? Make sure you use the "Notify Me When Available" function so you'll be among the first to know when the next load of crap drops.