Box of Crap Mystery Box - Discover Hidden Treasures for Survivalists!
Box of Crap Mystery Box - Discover Hidden Treasures for Survivalists!
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Who really knows in the end?
It's a mystery.
"You git what you git, and you don't throw a fit" - Thomas Jefferson
Whenever you run an eCommerce business, inevitably your warehouse gets overrun with overstock, scratch and dent, and discontinued items. Sometimes you end up with a batch of things that never end up being offered on the website at all. It's all good stuff, but I affectionally call it my "pile of crap".
Available in Three Sizes!
I have a ton of crap. I don't want all of this crap and just have too much of it. This is a chance for you to get your hands on some of my "crap"! Mystery Boxes available in three sizes:
- Box of Crap
- Bigger Box of Crap
- Biggest Box of Crap
Don't get me wrong, these boxes of crap mystery boxes are packed to the brim with value, way more than I am charging for them. One man's crap is another man's treasure. How much crap do you want?
Great Gift Idea
Who wouldn't want a Box of Crap? The only thing that could possibly be better is an even Bigger Box of Crap. Makes a great gift for friends or family, and is perfect for that person on your list who seems to have everything...good chance they don't have a Box of Crap.
Bushcraft and Survival Crap
All the crap you will receive is related to Bushcraft and Survival, with the exception of at least one mystery item that has crap at all to do with either. What is that item, you ask? It's a mystery. Only those who have Boxes of Crap will ever know.
Cleanup is a Breeze
The one thing I can promise you is that every Box of Crap, no matter the size, will ship with one genuine Military MRE Toilet Paper. Use it to clean yourself up after rifling though your very own Box of Crap.
Custom Branded Packaging
Each box is packaged in only the highest-quality, custom logo boxes. You can be sure that your Box of Crap will arrive in style.
Boxes of Crap are only available for a limited time, and while supplies last, so order your Box of Crap today. Out of stock? Make sure you use the "Notify Me When Available" function so you'll be among the first to know when the next load of crap drops.
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